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#371 Post by Andy F » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:33 am

Running
A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint.

The rabbit says, "Don't do that. Come running with me. It's much more fun!"

The deer takes off with the rabbit. They come across an elephant doing coke. "Come running with us, elephant," says the rabbit. "You'll feel so good!"

The elephant decides to join in the fun. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up.
Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious.
The deer screams, "Lion, what are you doing? He's trying to help us!"

The lion answers, "The fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!"

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#372 Post by Andy F » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:15 am

36 seconds FUNNY
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#373 Post by Andy F » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:10 pm

Karynpap,
the Forum Slider.
GUFFAW!!!!
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#374 Post by Andy F » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:27 am

You must poop every other day, in Brazil. :mrgreen:
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#375 Post by Andy F » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:05 pm

Just laughing at the Kappypap
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#376 Post by Andy F » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:50 pm

Quiet people are often academics in real life.

"Quiet people have the loudest minds. " ~ Steven Hawkings
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#377 Post by Andy F » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:20 pm

What goes around, comes around.
Hehehe, think the Germans were LYING?

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#378 Post by Andy F » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:33 pm

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#379 Post by Andy F » Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:00 am

END OF THE WORLD: Jerusalem third temple ‘fulfils Biblical prophecy’ of the end times

PUBLISHED: 07:52, Wed, Aug 28, 2019 Do I believe it? No. It would be called self fulfilling prophecy.
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#380 Post by Andy F » Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:26 am

The MANY Orwellian [Israeli] Profitable Businesses Behind School & Other Mass Shootings here in USA. :lol:
Hegel. Hegelian Dialectics. The usual suspects use Hegel's genius. Too bad people fall for it.
People won't wake up until they're in chains.
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