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#51 Post by Andy F » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:29 pm

BEAST Numbers - When Mathematicians plays with 666, and other Apocalypse Numerology :lol:
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/BeastNumber.html
They like to keep us entertained, and busy, so we don't see the criminals.
Download PDF here (it's partly code) - http://mathworld.wolfram.com/notebooks/ ... tNumber.nb
666 is the occult "number of the beast," also called the "sign of the devil" (Wang 1994), associated in the Bible with the Antichrist. It has figured in many numerological studies. It is mentioned in Revelation 13:18: "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 666." The origin of this number is not entirely clear, although it may be as simple as the number containing the concatenation of one symbol of each type (excluding M=1000) in Roman numerals: DCLXVI=666 (Wells 1986).

The first few numbers containing the beast number in their digits are 666, 1666, 2666, 3666, 4666, 5666, 6660, ... (OEIS A051003).

"666" is the combination of the mysterious suitcase retrieved by Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) in Quentin Tarantino's 1994 film Pulp Fiction. Various conspiracy theories, including the novel The Da Vinci Code (Brown 2003, p. 22), have suggested that the glass pyramid at the Louvre museum in Paris is dedicated to the Beast and therefore constructed of exactly 666 panes of glass. However, despite recent works of fiction perpetuating this myth, official and unofficial counts unambiguously show that the pyramid contains more than 670 panes. (The Louvre officially states it as 673 pieces, and subsequent independent counts have suggested there are 698.)

The number 666 can also be found in a number of words and phrases. For example, summing the ASCII character codes for INDONESIA gives 666.

The beast number has several interesting properties which numerologists may find particularly interesting (Keith 1982-83). In particular, the beast number is equal to the sum of the squares of the first 7 primes
2^2+3^2+5^2+7^2+11^2+13^2+17^2=666,
(1)

and satisfies the identity
phi(666)=6·6·6,
(2)

where phi is the totient function.
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#52 Post by Andy F » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:45 pm

About that Spell of 666, King Solomon and GOLD!
Why is the number 666 considered a bad omen and evil? How did it originate?

Yonatan Gordon, Kabbalah Apprentice: "According to Kabbalah it is a very good number quoting from
"Ha'azinu, Gold, and the Highest Level of Teshuvah"

"If we add the gematria of “rebuke” (תּוֹכֵחָה ) to that of “blessing” (בְּרָכָה ), we get 666, which is also the triangle of 36 (or, the sum of integers from 1 to 36). 666 is the value of the word יִתְרוֹן , which means “benefit” or “better,” which appears exactly 10 times in the Bible, all of which are in the Book of Ecclesiastes that we read during the festival of Sukot and which more than any other book of the Bible symbolizes the inner experience and spiritual space of the month of Tishrei. The appearance of this word that best relates to the unification of rebuke and blessing (specifically the blessing of Moses that follows his rebuke) is in the verse, “I have seen that wisdom is superior to folly just as light is superior to darkness.”

The Number 666

As a number, 666 is mentioned three times in the Bible, twice in reference to King Solomon and once more in reference to the Jewish returnees (olim) from the Babylonian exile:

“The weight of the gold that came to Solomon in one year was 666 gold talents.”
“The weight of the gold that came to Solomon in one year was 666 talents of gold.”
“The offspring of Adonikam: 666.”

The first and second verses are almost identical as many of the verses of the books of Kings appear with slight variation in the books of Chronicles. Interestingly, the words for 666 are written differently in each of the three verses.

There is a hidden connection between these verses and our topic of gold. Recall that at the beginning of the Torah portion of Re’eh (Deuteronomy 11:26–16:17), Moses said, “Behold, I set before you today a blessing and a curse.” In the original Hebrew, this verse has 7 words.

Based on the cantillation marks, they divide into 5 words—“Behold, I set before you today”—and 2 words “a blessing and a curse.” The division of 7 into 5 and 2 is the numerical sign of the word “gold” (זָהָב ) in Hebrew since its three letters equal 7, 5, and 2, suggesting the simple equation: 7 = 5 ┴ 2. Gold is the subject of the first two verses in which the number 666 appears and this first verse of the Torah portion of Re’eh suggests that gold can be either a source of blessing or a source of a curse. This is evident in the context of the Torah where gold is used either for the service of God in His Holy Temple—the source of all blessings—or for the making of the Golden Calf, for the service of a false God—the source of all curses. Since 666 is also the value of “rebuke, blessing” (תוכחה ברכה ), it follows that by expressing his fiery love for the Jewish people in the rebuke of the song of Ha’azinu, Moses transformed any curses into blessings."
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#53 Post by Andy F » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:47 pm

Solomon Brothers Building aka WTC 7, and the stolen GOLD! :lol:
The Ferdinand Marcos Philippine GOLD theft, stolen by the UN, IMF and BIS, stored in
basement of WTC 7. The real story is, WTC 1 & 2, kept people busy while the gold was
quickly spirited away from WTC 7. And that is why NIST continuous refusals to discuss WTC 7.

https://sites.google.com/site/aowdmp/hr ... tallano-iv

ANY use of 666 is a blatant PsyOps, of Biblical Proportions!
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#54 Post by Andy F » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:38 pm

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#55 Post by Andy F » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:14 pm

"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners." - George Carlin.
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#57 Post by Andy F » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:16 pm

It's true, I've written down the many idiotic answers I've gotten over the years.
The newest one, I asked "How wide is the lip on the 16" round sink?
Answer: "It measured 21" at the wide oval end."


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#58 Post by Andy F » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:28 pm

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#59 Post by Andy F » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:36 am

Steve Jackson's Illuminati Card Games. Over in PDF Zone, I gave you the Secret Service court documents & a rundown of the Zombie Dice games.
WHAT does Jackson know? STRATFOR ring a ding ding dingy bell?
At this point in GSM, it is dam'd near comedy! :lol:
A pit of VIPERS!
(Listening to Ray Conniff Jr, and Mantovanni)

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#60 Post by Andy F » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:04 am

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