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#1 Post by Kink » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:16 pm

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#3 Post by Kink » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:40 am

LOL! good one
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#4 Post by Kink » Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:03 pm

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#5 Post by Kink » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:07 am

The liberals are pro-war now! :lol:...it's almost as if.... the opium is funding them?!
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#6 Post by Kink » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:04 am

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#7 Post by Kink » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:23 am

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That anne frank pic reminds me of this stonetoss pic :lol:
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A good summary of the Matrix in which we currently reside:
Gypsy124 @Gypsy124 PRO @GAB.ai

It Snowed Last Night..


8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10
- A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man/woman/person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
I leave you with some irony, the best irony is the kind you can eat it's just so delicious!
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#8 Post by Kink » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:27 pm

everybody has tranny porn pop up their phone..right?
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#9 Post by Kink » Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:04 am

This one made me think of Andy :lol:
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#10 Post by Kink » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:14 pm


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We live in a clown world, proof is in the viagra:
Georgia lawmaker proposes “testicular bill of rights” in response to state’s ‘heartbeat’ abortion ban

becoming a monk sounds better and better everyday, blue balls for everyone :mrgreen:

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