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#431 Post by Andy F » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:21 pm

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#432 Post by Andy F » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:39 pm

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#433 Post by Andy F » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:40 pm

Brian, oh Brian is tearing them UP. Mainstream Media, that is.

It's NOT all about OIL. It's ancient Syrian archaeology they're destroying.


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#434 Post by Andy F » Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:48 pm

COMMON SENSE OBITUARY

Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: “Knowing when to come in out of the rain;” “Why the early bird gets the worm;” “Life isn’t always fair” and “Maybe it was my fault!”

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned regulations were set in place. Reports of a six year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, by his daughter Responsibility, and by his son Reason.

He is survived by four stepbrothers; I Know My Rights; I Want it Now; Someone Else is to Blame; and I’m a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Obituary: Common Sense - Poem by Connie L. Burchett
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#435 Post by Andy F » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:17 am

Yep, I have screenshots of 3 different news reports on Osama bin Laden's death, reported late December 2001.
Rita Katz is back at it again with her Mossad False Flag SITE group (Maryland USA) white man out shooting anti-whites and jews over in Halle, Germany. I can't stand that lying witch or her CNN stooges.
She needs to make the blacks angry & also fear whites here in USA. She has to keep the jews afraid of being attacked to keep them all hived up and scared.
Same old same old BS from LYING Rita Katz.
Here's toasted to the one and only long ago discredited Rita, the LUNA-Witch-Tic :lol:
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#437 Post by Andy F » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:00 am

When We Were Kings.
Movie that perpetuated Ali's Rope A Dope strategy


The myth of Rope A Dope, and even Muhammed Ali himself couldn't even set the record straight.

All the king's horses, and all the king's men, could never fix anything :mrgreen:
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#438 Post by Andy F » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:31 am

Etymology, is the origin and meaning of words.

NAZI
https://www.etymonline.com/word/nazi :mrgreen:
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The 24th edition of Etymologisches Wörterbuch der deutschen Sprache (2002) says the word Nazi was favored in southern Germany (supposedly from c. 1924) among opponents of National Socialism because the nickname Nazi, Naczi (from the masc. proper name Ignatz, German form of Ignatius) was used colloquially to mean "a foolish person, clumsy or awkward person." Ignatz was a popular name in Catholic Austria, and according to one source in World War I, Nazi was a generic name in the German Empire for the soldiers of Austria-Hungary.
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